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e. l . wood is a native of birmingham, alabama. he grew up on the urban streets of dallas, texas before attending college at houston baptist university where he earned a b. a. in english and psychology. after a year of teaching high school english in the public schools of houston, e. l. wood attended sam houston state university where he earned a master’s degree in english. after bouncing around the deep south for several years, he finished his ph. d. in american literature before 1900 at the university of southern mississippi. e. l. wood has been teaching in some capacity since 1992 and has taught for a local community college since 1995. in his spare time, e.l. wood enjoys reading, movies, and the outdoors. he is personally acquainted with several search and rescue teams around the southeast. he is married to the lovely and gracious a. c. they have a daughter (special k), and one dog. They reside in h'burg, deep south. in addition to being the sole proprietor of the gandy dancer billiard parlor, e. l. wood dabbles in folk art and the occasional cultivation of a handlebar mustache.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

what country do you think this is?


i live in a growing hamlet in south mississippi. over the past decade our small “town” has been experiencing the pains that come along with that growth. the major concern for most of us is the amount of crime that has affected our fair city, especially in the last year. we had a 145% (not a misprint) increase in the murder rate, and felonies over-all jumped from 1,743 to 2,178. just this last week, there was a shoot-out one block down and three streets over from my home. last year there was a shot fired in the street immediately in front of my own home. the police department appears to be impotent, and the system seems broken. a gentleman was killed in a parking lot last year in front of his daughter while just this week, a grad jury refused to indict the suspect even though witnesses saw the suspect strike the victim in the head with brass knuckles. speculation is that the local police botched the investigation and did not gather enough evidence to prosecute the suspect. in fact, he was never even arrested. what bugs me is that the police chief cited in both print and television media outlets that one of the three main reasons crime is up is because of “insufficient vigilance on the part of citizens. many of the crimes during 2006 were crimes of opportunity, Wynn said, adding that people need to take precautions to avoid being targets for thieves.” so let me get this straight - i’m supposed to make sure no one shoots someone else? this is a personal slap in the face as i have, on multiple occasions, implored the chief and his department to investigate and shut down the drug traffic in my neighborhood. i have pointed out dealers, suppliers, and buyers to the local police, but have been told repeatedly that the police can not do anything unless they see the activity for themselves. the police have a standing invitation to use my front porch as a surveillance post at their convenience. they have yet to take me up on the offer. and yet, in a city such as this, the city council has, in its wisdom, decided to ban smoking in bars and restaurants. a line from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off keeps echoing through my head - “What country do you think this is?” i mean we can’t keep the murder rate down or the drug traffic off our streets, but we’re going to attempt to ban a legal substance from being used in establishments which are owned by tax-paying citizens? makes me want to cuss. and fire up a fine imported fatty right in front of the police department. which has an ash-tray just outside its lobby. which is well within the distance one must not be occupying while smoking.

4 comments:

Steve Bezner said...

Now that is an excellent post. We have many of the same problems in our town, as well. The neighborhood directly behind the Ford dealership is a well-known haunt for druggies and their dealers. There is a drug house known by all the citizens; the police never do a thing. I'm told it's because the dealer has the system beat; if someone pulls over an individual who buys from him, he makes a call and tells the dealer to flush the drugs. By the time the police get a warrant, the evidence is gone. Seems like a flimsy excuse to me, but the drug house is still right there. A city police officer attends my church and is frustrated by the lack of energy thrown at the drug problem in our town. He knows where all the drugs are but can't be given permission to act. A Catch-22, to be sure.

Cole said...

E, Abilene just passed a non-smoking ordinance, and many are up in arms. The non-smoking lobby here rallied the ballot box and now, except for the local smoke and tobacco store, no one can smoke anywhere except cars and homes. Disgusting. We're fast turning into a Nanny State.

e. l. wood said...

cars are next. and then homes. watch out.

laura g said...

oh for crying out loud. great post. crimes of opportunity are STILL CRIMES which means there was a CRIMINAL to be held responsible. i guess we should all buy crappy vehicles, live in shacks, and never carry cash. you know, to keep from providing opportunity for theft.