Friday, March 12, 2010

my three favorite clean jokes of all time . . .




1) a duck walked into a pharmacy and asked the pharmacist for some chapstick. the pharmacist asked, “how are you going to pay for it?”
the duck said, "just put it on my bill."

2) what did the green grape say to the purple grape?
“breathe.”

3) what did the snail say when he rode on the back of the turtle? “WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!”


thank you, thank you very much. . . i'll be here all week . . .

1 comment:

laura g said...

love it. my nephew is turning 3 soon and i think it's about time his cool aunt laura started teaching him some jokes.