Friday, March 12, 2010
my three favorite clean jokes of all time . . .
1) a duck walked into a pharmacy and asked the pharmacist for some chapstick. the pharmacist asked, “how are you going to pay for it?”
the duck said, "just put it on my bill."
2) what did the green grape say to the purple grape?
3) what did the snail say when he rode on the back of the turtle? “WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!”
thank you, thank you very much. . . i'll be here all week . . .